{"product_id":"get-paid-sharp-object-skeleton-t-shirt","title":"Get Paid-Sharp Objects T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch3\u003e💰 \u003cstrong\u003eDangerous Skills. Earned Wages.\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou handle sharp objects for a living, you deserve to get paid well for it. The \u003cstrong\u003eGet Paid — Sharp Objects T-Shirt\u003c\/strong\u003e is a dry, knowing nod to the reality of kitchen work: high skill, high risk, and a paycheck that rarely reflects either. Wear it with pride. And maybe a little irony.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProudly made, packaged \u0026amp; shipped in the USA.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":44928782598191,"sku":"60580088856724589846","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":44928782794799,"sku":"26381009544284992365","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":44928782991407,"sku":"49448060882909216398","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":44928783188015,"sku":"24986283380146663440","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":44928783384623,"sku":"32037425214316856345","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":44928783548463,"sku":"13038055443731342012","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":44928783679535,"sku":"31939541636207954728","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XS","offer_id":44928782401583,"sku":"24455896847669269845","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":44928782499887,"sku":"90886232296234812321","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":44928782696495,"sku":"20748058048387835190","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":44928782893103,"sku":"22919374087679874787","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":44928783089711,"sku":"61366474095133837492","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":44928783286319,"sku":"10601896173498543666","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":44928783482927,"sku":"23893514712419245566","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":44928783613999,"sku":"23311667158246732056","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 5XL","offer_id":44928783712303,"sku":"25868625853266565588","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":44928782434351,"sku":"30365883976110545773","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":44928782532655,"sku":"10442590343455716403","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":44928782729263,"sku":"28660851655181185425","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":44928782925871,"sku":"10658794720230238038","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":44928783122479,"sku":"29177531016583404980","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":44928783319087,"sku":"75614423284211843464","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":44928783515695,"sku":"77858520948409717230","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":44928783646767,"sku":"25961403711719075028","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":44928783745071,"sku":"17429763155706416025","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":44928782565423,"sku":"12292948743594447647","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":44928782762031,"sku":"15502661058597109553","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":44928782958639,"sku":"29349854964375843921","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":44928783155247,"sku":"13661379718573003810","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":44928783351855,"sku":"14196894537989549146","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ S","offer_id":44928782630959,"sku":"30383489283967064417","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ M","offer_id":44928782827567,"sku":"25629496011682645243","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ L","offer_id":44928783024175,"sku":"32091701435430926063","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ XL","offer_id":44928783220783,"sku":"13993309833154966358","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":44928783417391,"sku":"19818170468466331644","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":44928783581231,"sku":"58138581591315215557","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ S","offer_id":44928782467119,"sku":"15085427704788695573","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ M","offer_id":44928782663727,"sku":"52036429904801397321","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ L","offer_id":44928782860335,"sku":"43493166062854223704","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ XL","offer_id":44928783056943,"sku":"18302386298505749525","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ 2XL","offer_id":44928783253551,"sku":"23683190869712752257","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ 3XL","offer_id":44928783450159,"sku":"26360390916675765059","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0738\/2643\/5119\/files\/MilitaryGreen_b7e389af-3b64-4e93-b766-6720b2153f46.png?v=1773324745","url":"https:\/\/thebitterpalate.com\/products\/get-paid-sharp-object-skeleton-t-shirt","provider":"THE BITTER PALATE","version":"1.0","type":"link"}